is the grass any bluer...

is the grass any bluer...
on the other side?

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Batfans Bid Farewell to Susan Thomas

From the incredibly clever Missy Johnston of The Bats comes this message:

Dear Batfans,

You know how long we’ve been doing this Bat thing, right?  Almost 13 years!  Hard to believe until we check ourselves in the mirror or try to do a sit-up, but there it is. And in all those years, we’ve stuck together through thick and thin, hell and high water, in sickness and in health, ‘til Keith Richards croaks.  Because that’s what girlfriends-who-rock do.  But guess what?  We now, sadly, have to bid one Bat goodbye!  The gorgeous, fabulous, funny, brilliant, inimitable Queen of Understatement, Susan Thomas, is leaving the Bat cave for sunny Florida!  FSU made her an offer she couldn’t refuse, so she didn’t!  (We have it on good authority that there are cabana boys written into her contract.)  Susan has graciously agreed to hang (upside-down, of course!) with us through the end of June, but after that, she must fly like a Bat out of you-know-where.  We know all of you will want to bid her so long, farewell , auf Wiedersehen, adieu, goodbye, hasta la vista, how could you?  So here are the times you may do it.  Presents are not discouraged, by the way.  Susan likes wine, jewelry, chocolate, cash, and bald-headed men.

THE GOODBYE TO SUSAN GIGS
OMG, WE CAN’T STAND IT!!
Cue the dirge music, please…


Saturday, June 11
Natasha’s Bistro and Bar
8:00
$10.00 cover
Seats still remain!
Reservations:  859-259-2754

Friday, June 17
Benefit for The Kentucky Pink Connection
6:00 to 10:00 pm
Tickets: $20.00
R. J. Corman Railroad Group Hanger
101 R. J. Corman Dr. off the Bypass- Nicholasville Ky
Cash Bar * Food * Raffle
Email kypinkconnection@insightbb.com or call 1-877-597-4655

Saturday, June 18
Live Recording Session at Natasha’s
1:00 to 4:00 pm
Free! (but please buy lunch)
Very limited seating—first come, first served
Be prepared to listen to the same songs over and over—not that you haven’t already.
Want to come?  Email Missy at missy@buzzwordinc.com or tell your favorite Bat

Sunday, June 26
Raise the Roof for Lexington Habitat Women Build
6:00 to 9:00 pm
Buster’s
899 Manchester Street in Lexington
$20 in advance, $30 at the door, $200/table of 10 in advance


For those of you who might be curious,  the answer is yes: we will have a new Batwaiting in the wings (so to speak).  And we’ll announce her name soon, happily and with great fanfare.  But for now, it’s all about Susan!  Hope you will join us in giving her a big Bat send-off!  Why not let her know how much you’ll miss her on Facebookat The Bats KY?

Boo hoo hoo,
THE BATS

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