All of this (and more!) you can discover the answers behind at the 3 remaining performances of . If you like your humor to be subversive, if you enjoy seeing celebrities skewered, If you want to have the mysteries of existence explained by an evil alien prince and a robot, then A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant is the show you've been waiting your whole life to see.
Songs! Dance! Action! Comedy! Funny Hats!
Eight Lexington children break down one of the most controversial organizations in the world with wide eyed enthusiasm and jubilant voices.
See L. Ron Hubbard sing a duet with the !
See World War II battles in slow motion!
See the vision of a future that will make you laugh in TERROR!
A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant
(Three Shows Left!) Friday & Saturday April 15th & 16th (at 8:00PM) & Sunday April 17th (at 2:00PM)
Tickets available by calling actors-guild.org or online at
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