Rejoice! Scientology Has Three Performances Left!

Tom Cruise keeps a baby in his coat pocket! Puppets use Radio Shack electronics to cleanse your memories!  Children are actually transformers!

All of this (and more!) you can discover the answers behind at the 3 remaining performances of A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant. If you like your humor to be subversive, if you enjoy seeing celebrities skewered, If you want to have the mysteries of existence explained by an evil alien prince and a robot, then A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant is the show you've been waiting your whole life to see.

Songs! Dance! Action! Comedy! Funny Hats!

Eight Lexington children break down one of the most controversial organizations in the world with wide eyed enthusiasm and jubilant voices. 

See L. Ron Hubbard sing a duet with the Reactive Mind! 

See World War II battles in slow motion! 

See the vision of a Scientology future that will make you laugh in TERROR!

A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

by Kyle Jarrow

(Three Shows Left!) Friday & Saturday April 15th & 16th (at 8:00PM) & Sunday April 17th (at 2:00PM)

Tickets available by calling 1.866.811.4111 or online at actors-guild.org 

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